Anti-Icing Measures using a Koozie

So as I’m sure you all know icing is sweeping the nation. I hadn’t heard of this ridiculous game before my buddy first sent me the link, then 3 hours later proceeded to come to my house and get me. At first I thought this was the lamest thing I had ever heard of… but bro let me tell you this shit gets under your skin! In the course of about a week our entire crew of guys was carrying around Smirnoffs in our back pockets. Some marketing genius really hit the jackpot with this one!

Ice sans Koozie

Anyway, I came to a brilliant plan as to how to both fend off an icing attack or to do a top secret assault – you guessed it, the koozie.  Where I come (upstate NY)  from they’re called cozies, but all these southern boys at my college have told me koozie is the preferred nomenclature. So all you have to do is carry a koozie, particularly in a party setting, and the unsuspecting victim has no idea you’re about to ice his ass!

Try it out! Of course you can’t be doing it all over the place, but a nice prevention technique / new element to your Arsenal.

Ice on!

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